Shit Happens

Early morning, start with a new smile, a new costume and a new look...
In the early morning, i had a 'soto' maybe..?? ( a soup with vermicell and some chicken, veggie on it)
Then otw to the office. SHIT...!!! ( Caught in traffic jam ) then late for works, approximately 15 to 20 minutes and didn't face the music..
Now, there is someone sitting beside me and gazing at the screen, smiling to himself ( is he crazy)...
and he claimed that he didn't understand English, i doubted him so much...
He is a bit crazy sometimes, laughing at himself, always look at his hand even though he didn't wear a watch and he always look inside his pocket even though he put nothing inside and he always answer the phone even though no one phone, is he a moron... ( i am so sorry, no other word could describe you) and the climax is this...
Ever once, i saw him going to the restroom without closing the door and he start shooting his urine around and i am EXTREMELY sure he has lost something in his brain cells..
Josh, Someone save him ( NOT ME>>)
Guys, if you ever meet him, don't go near or else you will regret for the rest of your life
Am i exaggerating...??or so on..??
Who's so mean to my 'little sister' by teasing her using her own urine for some experiments..
Damn..